The Swallowship
One does not simply come once.
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You found the secret page. Good.
The Swallowship is our returning guest program, and it works like every great role-playing game: the more quests you complete, the stronger you get. Except the quests are ski & wine weeks, and the stat you're building is discounts for life.
Six levels. One road. It only goes one way.
Quest Rules
SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR A LVL 0
Come on one trip and your next trip is 10% off. Any trip, any mountain, any country.
Come on two and you're a Certified Guzzler: 20% off every trip, forever — plus 10% codes to hand your friends. You are now the travel agent.
Two trips this winter counts. Book January and February and you'll hit Guzzler before the snow melts. That's called a speedrun, and we respect it.
The Six Levels
FIND YOURSELF. THEN LEVEL UP.
Never Heard Of Us (Welcome!)
You water your garden and probably still spit out your wine. Nothing ever happens to you. And that's about to change.
Swallow Curious
You have seen the videos. You have read the FAQs. You linger at the door, three tabs open.
Swallower In Waiting
You have booked. The group chat awakens. You count the days and you have opinions about salopettes now.
Swallowed
You went. You returned. You are not the same. You have drunk wine from a horn and you will not stop talking about it.
Certified Guzzler
Two trips deep. You now appear at your friends' doors uninvited, telling them about Georgia.
Practically Choking On It
You have been on... you have lost count. You hiss whenever anyone asks how you can afford another ski trip. We are slightly worried about you. We would also like to offer you a job.
Select Your Quest
WINTER 26/27 · 1% DEPOSIT · PAY MONTHLY
Rise Festival × Les Deux Alpes
Europe's biggest music festival at altitude, plus us. Price rises at 85% sold. The clock is real.
BEGIN QUEST →Val Thorens
The world's best ski resort, split by generation so nobody has to explain TikTok to a 34-year-old.
BEGIN QUEST →Georgia · Tbilisi + Gudauri
Ski the Caucasus. Drink the kvevri. Survive the chacha. Lift pass, every meal and the wine: included.
BEGIN QUEST →Kazakhstan · Almaty
We've never been. Neither has anyone you know. Application, not booking. XP, not gold.
APPLY →Italy · Livigno
Duty-free wine prices, Olympic slopes, two days of annual leave. The efficient quest.
BEGIN QUEST →Les Deux Alpes
T-shirt skiing, glacier snow, empty pistes. The secret season the Alps doesn't advertise.
BEGIN QUEST →- Levels are retroactive. Past trips count.
- Barcelona tastings do not count as trips. Nice try.
- Exploration trips grant XP, not gold — they level you up, but discounts do not apply to them.
- Discounts don't stack with other codes. One potion at a time.
- Full terms in the T&Cs.
